sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
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