Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
