i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
I just dropped a paperclip into my cleavage while talking to the company president... That's an awkward moment.
Did you at least offer to let him get it out??
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
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