Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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