Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
I mean, keeping the tube socks on AND taking cell phone pictures that he didn't ask for during sex? that's two strikes kiddo.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
my vagina hasn't met your boyfriend yet ... makes me sad
If I win the contest of drinking the most water I get a chicken nugget.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
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