I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
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