i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
These tits shall not be calmed
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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