I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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