North Korea, Best Korea!
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
WE'RE NOT MAKING A DICK PIZZA OKAY
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
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