yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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