Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
Fucking love it maybe bedazzle some baby seals? Make them cuter? Who would club a bedazzled baby seal? Only a fucking monster.
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Ok get your liver ready for the weekend. Harry Potter Drinking Game Marathon is a go. BYO liquor of choice, rule cards at the door. I wanna see some Hagrid level drinking out of you, Muggle.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
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