i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I am so fucking pissed, there are no Shamwows in the As Seen on TV Store.
Looks like you'll have to stick to jizzing in socks.
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
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