He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Idk, you were a drunk pirate that kept stealing pieces of people's costumes to keep as your booty.
That would explain all the random shit in my room...
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
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