I wanna passion pit in your ass
Im mastering the way to pass gas silently.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
I think I used my hospital ID to cut the coke last night. I need to swab it for residue at work today.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
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