Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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