why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Ya, found out why there were rat traps in my bed. Guess I pissed in Sams room so he went to the store and got them and put them on my bed and put tabasco in his humidifier and put it in my room
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
Randomize
