yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
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