I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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