i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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