You're so nebulous sometimes
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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