Don't you send me to vm
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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