I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
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