why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
If her picture on my phone wasn't mostly of her breasts, I'd never pick up the phone when she calls.
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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