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That's how twitter works, right?
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
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