pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
im about as happy as oj after his trial
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
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