New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
You know what sound is wonderful for a hangover? Listening to the horns from the South Africans at the world cup
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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