arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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