shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Just accidentally pinched my dick between two 50 pound dumbbells while doing shoulder shrugs. God hates me.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
Don't tell me 'the Fonzie' doesn't work. Went to see Shakespeare high and gave the sign to the dude playing Macbeth. Now at a cast party getting blown. All hail the Fonz.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
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