She's JV to your varsity
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Which is worse rug burn on your nipples or laying there after wondering how long you have to cuddle before you can sneak away?
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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