idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Oh? I just remember dropping coins and trying to give the manager change to let me back into the bar.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
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