obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Tonights drinking will be celebratory and victorious. Picture the end of The Mighty Ducks set to beer.
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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