Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Hungover on St. Patrick's Day. I did this backwards.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
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