Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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