and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
In the ER. 2nd degree burns. Drunken attempt to make gasoline scented candles.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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