I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
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