I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
i think i recognize dicks better than faces
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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