garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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