We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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