i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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