Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
Heads up. We filled your kiddie pool with kool-aid and vodka. Things are about to get Out. Of. Hand. Quickly.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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