so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I feel like I could be a daytime drinking legend, like they could put that shit on my tombstone and right now your preventing me from reaching my full potential
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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