I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Hotel room at 3 am. She's 42. Stockings and heels. All because I opened with a joke about cougar hunting. We'll high-five later.
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
woke up to find a case of beer in the oven and a random puppy in the house...guess i had a party last night?
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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