we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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