Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
I tried telling the cop that I don't do drugs, and that if he'd just take me home I could prove it by showing him my D.A.R.E. certificate.
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
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