all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
I haven't gone out since the baby was born. If I don't get arrested, in a fight, or both I'm going to be super pissed.
There's a woman at the bar holding a baby with one arm and doing shots of GM with the other. The baby is crying. I have lost faith in humanity.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Sometimes I'm sad but then I realize that bagels.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Randomize
