Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
