She said her name was "party"
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I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Breakfast tacos?
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Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
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