you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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