In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
Oh right she's pregnant - that's why all of her statuses have been uber depressing
just served this dwarf dude an entire pitcher of malt liquor. watching this will totally be worth my bartender's certification.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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