I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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