No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
I've started making all these amazing things...like bananas rolled in doritos..bandritos.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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