You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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