Do vagina's smell?
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
You kept asking her which dick pills worked the best. She's a grandmother.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
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