But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
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